A produce farmer walks into a bar carrying a box of some of his freshly harvested vegetables and orders a beer.
“Keep an eye on that farmer, “the bartender tells a waitress. “You won’t want to miss it when he starts dancing. He’s incredible. ““How will I know when he’s going to dance?” the waitress asks, watching the farmer just sitting on the bar stool, nursing his beer. “Just keep an eye on him, “the bartender advises. “You’ll know it’s coming when he stands up and drops a beet. “
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