After many years of service, a rich lady decides to fire her maid and hire someone younger. When she hears the news, the maid takes a steak out of the fridge and throws it to the family dog.
“Why did you do that?” asks the lady of the house.
“I will never forget a friend, “replies the maid. “That was for his help cleaning the dishes all these years!”
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