Finding her young son scooping ice cream in the kitchen, a mother raged, “Dinner is going to be ready soon. Put that ice cream away and go and play. “
“But mum” wailed the child, “There’s no one to play with. “
“OK, “said the mother wearily, “I’ll play with you. What do you want to play?
“Let’s play mummy and daddy. You go upstairs and lie on the bed. “
So the mother went upstairs and lay on the bed.
The boy put on his father’s fishing hat, lit up one of his cigars, went upstairs and opened the bedroom door.
Seeing him standing there, the mother asked, “Now what do I do?”
The boy answered, “Get your ass out of bed you whore and fix that kid some fucking ice cream!”
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