A boy runs to his mom and asks: “Mom, mom! Can we go to the circus?” His mom answers: “No, kid. People should come over if they want to see you. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Man: I’m so sorry the marriage didn’t work out. Woman: It’s okay, we can still be cousins. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Marie had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went. “Pretty well I think, “replied Marie. “But if I go to work there, I won’t get a vacation unless I’m married. “ Her mother, of course, had never heard of such a thing and asked, “Is that … Read more
A wife of 60 years told her husband, “Let’s go upstairs and make love. “ The husband just sighed and said, “Choose one, I can’t do both. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A family were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with the husband. “She obviously has COVID, “the wife said. “Why do you think so?” the husband asked. The wife replied with a sneer, “Because she has no taste. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
In a fury Jim told his wife that she have no sense of direction. So she packed up her stuff and right. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Brian was digging in our garden when he found a chest full of gold coins. He was about to run straight home to tell his wife about it, but then remembered why he was digging in their garden. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Few days ago, Jack’s wife asked him to pass her lipstick, but he accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to him. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Wife: “Oh god, you can tell I went to bed with wet hair last night. Look at it, it’s massive!” Husband: “Did you go to bed with a wet arse too?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.