A guy goes into a bar and orders six shots of tequila and one beer chaser.
The bartender lines up six shots and goes to get the beer.
When he came back with the beer only moments later, all six shots were gone.
The bartender says, “Wow! You sure drank those fast. “
The guy explains, :You’d drink fast too if you had what I have. “
The bartender asks, “What do you have?”
The guy reaches into his pocket and says, “Thirty cents!”
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