One man who loved the color yellow had yellow carpet, yellow furniture, yellow drapes, yellow walls and even yellow appliances in his yellow kitchen. He slept in a yellow bed with yellow covers and wore yellow pajamas. He got sick. You guessed it … yellow jaundice.
He called a doctor who came to his apartment building. The manager told him he’d have no trouble finding the right one. “You just go down the hall and come to a yellow door, “he said. “That’s the one. “
In a few moments the doctor was back. The apartment manager asked, “Were you able to help him?”
The doctor replied, “Help him! I couldn’t even FIND him!”
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