Peter was talking to his younger neighbor “There are advantages to being over the age of seventy…
First, there is nothing left to learn the hard way.
Second, things you buy now won’t wear out.
Third, you can eat supper at 4 pm.
Fourth, you can live without sex but not your glasses.
Fifth, your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either. “
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