A man goes to his doctor and says “Hi doc, remember me “?
“No, but what can I do for you? “
“You know Doc, I came to you two years ago. You said I had pneumonia, gave me some medicine and advised me to not to have a bath “
“So? “
“Well I’m fine now, thanks. I just wanted to know, can I have a bath now?”
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