Say,Calvin, “a man said to his friend, “how do you like your new job?”
“It’s the worst job I have ever had. ““How long have you been there?” asked his buddy.
“About three months. “Said Calvin. “Why don’t you quit?” said his friend.
“No way. This is the first time in 25 years that I have looked forward to going home after work.’
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