A secretary has been to London with her boss. When she returns to the office one of her colleagues asks her if the boss has shown her Big Ben. “Yes, already on the boat. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A truck driver phones his boss, “Hey boss, my mirror is broken. “ The boss says, “Well then Just buy a new one and replace it then. “ The truck driver answers, “I can’t. The truck is laying on it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked as hard as he could, but still he could only chop down two or three trees in a day. His supervisor noticed this, and asked what was wrong. Maybe his chainsaw was broken. The supervisor turned it on, but it was working … Read more
Interviewer: “So, tell me about yourself. “ Candidate: “I’d rather not. I kinda want his job. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two Hollywood stars ran into each other at the door of their psychiatrist’s office. “Hello, there, “said one. “Are you coming or going?” “If I knew that, “said the other, “I wouldn’t be here. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An engineer goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs. He says to the clerk, “I’d like to register my new invention. It’s a folding bottle. “ “OK, “says the clerk. “What do you call it?” “A fottle, replies the inventor. “ “A fottle? That’s a stupid! Can’t you think of … Read more
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, ‘You should’ve been here at 8. 30!’ He replies. ‘Why? What happened at 8. 30?’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two brothers, Bob and George, both work for a lumberyard. One day, Bob tells George that he can tell what any piece of wood is just by smelling it. Unbelieving, George blindfolds Bob and proceeds to test the theory. The first piece of wood Bob smells, he instantly identifies as maple. The second piece Bob … Read more
A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss. The boss asks him, “What do you think is your worst quality?” The man says “I’m probably too honest. “ The boss says, “That’s not a bad thing, I think being honest is a good quality. “ The man replies, “I … Read more
The new office-boy came into his boss’s office and said, “I think you’re wanted on the phone, Sir. “ “What do you mean, you think?” demanded the boss. “Well, Sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said “Is that you, you old fool?” This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more