Defendant Guilty

A man is on trial for stealing an overcoat.

The judge went straight to the point. “Did you steal this man’s overcoat?” he demanded.

“No sir, “the defendant replied, with a grin. “I was just playing a joke on him. “

“And where did you take the coat?” asked the judge.

“I removed it from the coat rack in the restaurant and carried it home with me. “

“Guilty, “snapped the judge.

“Guilty! Guilty of what?” asked the defendant.

“Guilty of carrying a joke too far!”




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