A poodle and a collie are walking down the street when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend. “My life is a mess, “he says. “My owner is mean, my girlfriend’s having an affair with a German shepherd, and I’m as nervous as a cat. “
“Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist, “suggests the collie.
“I can’t, “says the poodle. “I’m not allowed on the couch. “
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