A lawyer is walking along the beach and spots a glass bottle in the sand. When he opens it he discovers a genie inside.
Genie: “Sir, I will grant you three wishes, but you must understand that whatever you wish for, every other lawyer in the world will get double.
Man: “Hmmm. Okay. First I’d like $100 million.
Genie: “No problem, but just understand that each lawyer got $200 million.
Man: “I understand. For my second wish, I’d like a new Porsche. In red, please.
Genie: “Fine. It is in your garage. And just FYI, every lawyer in the world just got two of the same.
Man: “That’s okay with me.
Genie: “And for your third wish?”
Man: “Well, I always did want to donate a kidney … “
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