At an art gallery, a woman and her eleven-year old son were having a tough time choosing between two paintings. They finally chose and went with the autumn themed one.
“I see you prefer an autumn scene as opposed to a floral one, “said the gallery owner, who happened to be nearby and witnessed the mother-son interaction.
“No, “said the boy. “This painting is wider, so it’ll cover the three holes I put in the wall. “
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