A spiritual leader asked his pupils if they saw a $20 bill and a $100 bill on the floor which one they’d pick up.
Nobody answers but finally one guy meekly blurts out, “$100. “
The spiritual leader simply says, “I see. “
After a small pause,one of his pupils asks him, “Which one would you have picked up, oh Wise One?”
Looking straight into his eyes the leader answers, “I’d have picked up both. “
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