At a Catholic school, there was a “meet the teacher” open house for the 2nd graders.
After the meeting, a Nun announced that there would be a small reception afterwards in the cafeteria.
All the children and parents filed in, and saw on a table a plate of apples, a plate of cookies, and some water bottles and juice. As the children went through the line, one boy saw that there was a sign on the plate of apples that said, “Take only one. God is watching. “
So, the boy took an apple and moved on to the cookies.
He helped himself, and then took a small piece of paper, and wrote: “Take all you want”. God is watching the apples. “
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