Two tourists were driving through Rhode Island.
As they were approaching Quonochontaug, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, where one of the tourists asked the blonde employee.
“Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are… very slowly?”
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, Burrrrrrr, gerrrrrrr, Kiiiing. “
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