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Little Johnny’s teacher was asking all the kids in the class what their parents did for a living. Little Mary got up and said, “my dad is a pilot, and my mommy is an architect. “ “Great, “said the teacher. Michael got up and said, “my dad is a doctor, and my mom is a … Read more
Jesus, Moses, and an old man go golfing. The first one to tee off is Moses. He smashes the ball and it is heading right for the water hazard before the green. Moses raises his club, the water parts, and the ball makes it to the green. Jesus gets up to swing, cranks it out, … Read more
John was asked by his son “Dad, how come I have brown skin and you are white?” “Well just look at your mum, son. “John said. “But she’s not black. “ “I know, you idiot!” John replied, “She’s a fucking whore!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
Son: “Dad, there is someone at the door to collect donations for a community swimming pool. “ Father: “Okay, give him a glass of water. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. “Let’s try to make this look natural, “she said. “Junior, put your arm around your dad’s shoulder. “ The father answered, “If you want it to look natural, why not have … Read more
Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total, “says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, “I am a fisherman, my Dad’s … Read more
Little Billy came home from school to see the family’s pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, “Dad our rooster’s dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why … Read more
A father, as he was going home, saw his daughter on the porch, kissing a guy goodnight. Disturbed, he turned to the guy. “In our home, young man, we turn off the light at 11 o’clock, sharp!” “Oh, Thank you so much Sir! That’s so convenient! Thanks!” This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?” Mother: „No, you’ll be getting turkey, like every year!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Finding her young son scooping ice cream in the kitchen, a mother raged, “Dinner is going to be ready soon. Put that ice cream away and go and play. “ “But mum” wailed the child, “There’s no one to play with. “ “OK, “said the mother wearily, “I’ll play with you. What do you want … Read more