Patient: Lately I’ve had the feeling that everyone wants to take advantage of me. Doctor: That’s nonsense. Patient: Really? Thank you very much, doctor. I feel so much better now. How much do I owe you? Doctor: How much have you got? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
One man who loved the color yellow had yellow carpet, yellow furniture, yellow drapes, yellow walls and even yellow appliances in his yellow kitchen. He slept in a yellow bed with yellow covers and wore yellow pajamas. He got sick. You guessed it … yellow jaundice. He called a doctor who came to his apartment … Read more
“Doc, Doc!” the man yelled. “I’ve got cucumbers growing out of my ears!” “My goodness!” exclaimed the doctor. “How did that happen?” “Sure beats me. I planted carrots. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it. Patient: What’s the Cure? Doctor: It’s an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let’s try to stay focused… This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Doctor: “I’m afraid you suffer from obesity. “ Patient: “Yes, it runs in the family. “ Doctor: “No, nothing runs in your family. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late. “Where were you? I was worried sick. “ “It was such a nice day, I decided to walk. “ This joke is included … Read more
Bob had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. After a few weeks of this, his boss was mad and threatened to fire him if he didn’t do something about it. So Bob went to his doctor, who gave him a pill and told him to take … Read more
Doctor: “You look much worse than you did last week! I said you should smoke a maximum of five cigarettes a day!” Patient: “And that’s what I did. And it wasn’t easy because up until now I didn’t smoke at all!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
A guy goes to see the doctor, because he’s a little too well-endowed. In fact, it’s 25 inches long and he can’t get any women to have sex with him. Anyway, the doctor says there’s nothing he can do medically, but recommends a witch doctor that he thinks might be able to help. The witch … Read more