Chinese Proverb

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light … Read more

Can’t Hold Your Liquor

A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, buddy. I can’t serve you. “ “Why not?’ the snake asks. “ “Because you can’t hold your liquor. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Water Honey

“‘Darling, would you save me if I jumped into the water?” “Honey, if I say yes, will you jump?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Honey-Roasted Ham

Winnie the Pooh and Piglet were having fun at Pooh’s house Piglet accidentally knocked over one of the jars from Pooh’s stash of honey and it went all over the floor. Pooh had honey roasted ham for dinner that night. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more