When ordering food at a new restaurant, a woman asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken. “Nothing special, “he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man goes to the famous Lucas Carton restaurant in Paris with his girlfriend and orders wine – the 1945 Mouton. The waiter returns with a bottle full of wine, pours a small amount in the glass for tasting. The customer picks up the glass, smells the wine, and puts it down on the table … Read more
Two dragons walk into a bar. The first one says, “It sure is hot in here. “ His friend snaps back, “Shut your mouth!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A screwdriver rolls into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!” The screwdriver squeals, “You have a drink named Philip??” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Three drifters are roaming the countryside for some time. They come upon a small farmhouse with crops planted around it. They are very hungry, thirsty, and tired so the first guy suggests they steal some food. The second says they should ask for food, so he then goes up and knocks on the door and … Read more
Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck!” Mirror: “You kiddin’ me? You break me, then y’all get 7 years of bad luck. “ Condom: “Bitchеs, please!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A five-dollar bill walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey. This is a singles bar. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers here. “ A time traveler walks into a bar. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two old people flirt at a seniors’ singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, “If I took you out for a full night of winning, dining and dancing, what would you wear?” The old woman replies shyly, “Depends…“ “Depends on what?” he asks. “On my bottom – where else?!” … Read more