The doc told a guy that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, “What the hell, I’ll try it, “ He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn’t do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was … Read more
Toward the end of a particularly trying round of golf, Jack was the picture of frustration. He’d hit too many far shots. Finally he blurted out to his caddie, “I’d move heaven and earth to break a hundred on this course. “ “Try heaven, “replied the caddie. “You’ve already moved most of the earth. “ … Read more
“I hope you didn’t take it personally, Father, “an embarrassed woman said after a church service “when my husband walked out during your sermon. “ “I did find it rather disconcerting, “the vicar replied. “It’s not a reflection on you, Father” insisted the church goer. “Christopher has been walking in his sleep ever since he … Read more
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 10 year old son was hiding in the wardrobe. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the wardrobe. The boy now has company. Boy: “Dark in here. “ Man: “Yes it is. “ Boy: … Read more
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he … Read more