“I hope you didn’t take it personally, Father, “an embarrassed woman said after a church service “when my husband walked out during your sermon. “
“I did find it rather disconcerting, “the vicar replied.
“It’s not a reflection on you, Father” insisted the church goer. “Christopher has been walking in his sleep ever since he was a child. “
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