A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer said, “Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and suddenly, … Read more
A man goes skydiving. After a fantastic free fall he pulls the ripcord to open his parachute but nothing happens. He tries everything but can’t get it open. Just then another man flies by him, going up. The skydiver yells, “Hey, you know anything about parachutes? The man replies, “No, you know anything about gas … Read more
Bill and Earl are out playing golf. They get to the 17th tee, which overlooks a small lake, and see two guys out on the lake fishing. Bill says, “Hey Earl check out these two idiots fishing’ in the rain!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him, went to her and asked her “Can you please help me? I don’t know what hole I’m on. “ She told him “You are one hole behind me. I’m on 7; you’re on 6. “ He … Read more
Two statisticians go bird hunting. The first one fires at the bird but overshoots by 5 feet. The second one fires and undershoots the bird by 5 feet. They both give each other a high-five and say “Got it!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Three prisoners are locked in a cell. One takes out a harmonica and says, ‘At least I can play a little music and pass the time.’ The second prisoner pull out a pack of cards and says, ‘We can play games too.’ The third man pulls out a packet of tampons. ‘Those aren’t much use,’ … Read more
Two geeks are talking over lunch. The first guy says, “You wouldn’t believe what happened this morning. A girl rode up to me on her bike, took off all her clothes, and said ‘Take whatever you want! ‘ … So I took the bike” The second guy says, “Good choice, her clothes probably wouldn’t have … Read more
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they … Read more
A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you … Read more
Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached and talked to them. “Hey, I don’t want to tell you how to do something… but I can tell you that it’s much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won’t dig into the ground. … Read more