One day after returning home, Dusty checks the newspaper and notices that a local circus is hiring. He calls the circus to apply for a job since he wants to make a change in his life. “Sure, could you tell us about your act?” “Well, I studied trapeze for fun and can execute flawlessly without … Read more
A boy runs to his mom and asks: “Mom, mom! Can we go to the circus?” His mom answers: “No, kid. People should come over if they want to see you. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A circus wife and husband go to an adoption agency to adopt a child, but the social workers there have reservations about their suitability. So the couple takes images of their fifty-foot motor home, which is well-maintained and has a lovely nursery. The social workers are pleased, but they are concerned about the type of … Read more
With the circus in town, a local man is very excited to see the magic show and rushes down to the big top. He reaches the gates just as the circus is closing for the day but manages to buy a ticket and hurriedly runs into the tent. “Where’s the magic show?”, he breathlessly asks … Read more
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of incredible escapades. Testifying before her own attorney, she projected an image of sweet innocence, told a tale of wifely fidelity and sacrifice, and was quite believable. When it was time for cross-examination though, the husband’s lawyer arose and said, “Isn’t it … Read more
The circus owner tells them: I’m not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys better be good or you’re history. Here’s your equipment: chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?” The girl says, “I’ll go first. “She walks past the … Read more
Three men are sitting at a campfire telling stories about their great endeavors. The first man talked about how to sucked out the venom of a snake and sucked it up with 50 degree alcohol. The second man called it a circus trick as he had gotten 3 gunshots towards the chest and he put … Read more
A couple took their young son for his first visit to the circus. When his father left to buy popcorn, the boy asked, “Mom, what’s that long thing on the elephant?” “That’s the elephant’s trunk, dear, “she replied. “No, Mom, down underneath. “ His mother blushed and said, “Oh, that’s nothing. “ The father returned, … Read more
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they … Read more
An octopus is applying for a job at the circus He says: “I can play multiple instruments”. They give him a piano,a violin, a sax, the drums and he plays them beautifully. Everyone is thoroughly impressed. They ask him: “Well, can you play the bagpipes?”. He responds: “Well, I don’t know what that is, but … Read more