Two hunters from Moscow charter a small plane to fly them to Siberia to go bear hunting. On landing, the pilot says, “Remember, this plane can only fly with two hunters, one pilot, and one bear. “ The hunters go out and return with two bears. So the pilot says, “I told you one bear!” … Read more
Two guys on a double bike were pedaling up a hill. It took forever to get to the top. When they finally got to the top the first guy said in a pant, “Whew, that was so hard. “ The second replied, “Yeah, good thing I was pushing the brakes the whole time or we … Read more
Jake: “I have the greatest golf ball in the world. You can’t lose it. “ Tim: “How so?” Jake: “If you hit it into the sand, it beeps. You hit it into the water, it floats. If you want to play golf at night it glows. “ Tim: “Hey, sounds good. Where did you get … Read more
Charlie took his girl friend to her first football game. They had really good seats, right above their team’s bench. At the end of the game, Charlie asked her if she liked it. “Yeah, it was great, “she said. “I mean, with all the tight pants and stuff. I just don’t get why all the … Read more
There were two hunters who had never hunted before, so they took a hunters safety course. In this course it was stressed that if you ever got lost in the woods, firing three shots in the air was the universal signal that you needed help. The very first day of hunting the two hunters became … Read more
A burglar broke into the home of a good Quaker gentleman. From upstairs, the Quaker heard the noises below and realized there was an intruder. He took his hunting rifle to the top of the stairs and announced: “Friend, I mean to do thee no harm, but where thou standest is where I am about … Read more
A hunting party, hopelessly lost in the mountains, blamed their guide for leading them astray. “You told us you were the best guide in Minnesota!” they cried. “I am, “he said, “but I think we’re in Ontario now. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he came across a tree. Upon it, archery targets were painted and smack in the middle of each was an arrow. “Who is this incredibly fine archer?” cried the duke. “I must find him!” After continuing through the forest for a few … Read more
Travis and McGee met over a beer in the local pub. After a while the subject of sports came up. Travis asked McGee, “Do you play golf?” “Sure, “said McGee, “I play well enough to know why they call it ‘golf’. “ Puzzled, Travis asks, “Why do they call it ‘golf’?” “Because, “replied McGee, “that’s … Read more
Sven and Tom were talking in the bar. Sven said, “I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60. “ Tom looked at him, amazed. “Breaking 60? That’s amazing!” Sven smiled and said, “Yeah, I never knew a golf cart could go that fast!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more