A woman, on meeting a psychologist at a party, made a pitch for some free professional advice. “What kind of toy would you suggest giving a little boy on his third birthday?” she asked.
“First I’d have to know more about the child, “the psychologist hedged.
The woman took a deep breath. “He’s very bright and quick-witted and exceptionally advanced for his age, “she said. “He has good coordination, expresses himself very well…”
“Oh, I see, “the psychologist said, “It’s your child!”
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