A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t excited about the Super Bowl.
“It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?” asks the teacher.
“Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too, “says the student.
“Well, that’s a lousy reason, “says the teacher. “What if your parents were dumb fools? What would you be then?”
“Then I’d be a football fan. “
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