Two male dogs poodle and a Great Dane are in the vet office, waiting to be seen.
The Great Dane turns to the one to the poodle and asks, “What are you in for?”
The poodle looks at him sadly and says, “Our neighbors got a really smoking hot poodle, so I jumped the fence and did her right then and there. I’m here to get neutered. “
The Great Dane sighs and says, “yeah, I’m here for a similar situation. “My owner is a spinster. Yesterday
she had just gotten out of the shower, when she suddenly bent down to pick up something she dropped. The next thing I know I’m on top of her doing the doggie thing. I couldn’t help myself. “
The poodle asks: “so she brought you here to put to sleep?”
“Oh, no…, I’m just here to get my nails clipped. “.
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