A lawyer walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a bar stool.
He walks up to her and says, “Hi there, how’s it going tonight?”
She turns to him, looks him straight in the eyes and says, “I’ll screw anybody at any time, anywhere – your place or my place, it doesn’t matter one iota. “
The guy raises his eyebrows and says, “No shit! ?! What law firm do you work for?”
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