The interviewer examined the job application then turned to the prospective employee.
“I see you have put ‘ASAP’ down for the date you are available to start, meaning as soon as possible, of course. However, I see you’ve put ‘AMAP’ down for the required salary. I don’t believe I’ve ever seen that before, what does it mean?”
The applicant replied, “As much as possible!”
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