A woman is approaching a small bar.
She calls the barkeeper and when he is standing in front of her she asks him in a very seductive way to come nearer. Then she bends over the desk and starts to caress his beard.
“Are you the boss of this bar?” she asks and touches his cheek tenderly.
“Ehhh. No. Not at all!” the barkeeper replies.
“Would you please call him here?” the lady asks and gently touches his hair.
“Oh, I’m very sorry. But no. Impossible!” the barkeeper sighs.
“Would you then please do me a great favor?” the lady asks and gently follows the line of his lips.
“Of course. Whatever you wish!” the barkeeper moans.
“I want to leave a message for the boss!” she says and let first one,then two fingers slip into his mouth which he gently sucks on.
“What message?” the barkeeper asks with the two fingers in his mouth.
“Please tell him that there is no paper, nor soap, nor towel on the lady’s toilet!”
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