A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.
“I locked my keys in my sports car!” said the nervous lawyer.
“No problem, I should be there in about an hour, “replied the locksmith.
“Do you think you can make it a little sooner?” pleaded the lawyer. “My top is down and it’s starting to rain. “
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