Sixth grade science teacher Mrs. Smith asks her class: “Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?” Nobody raises a hand, so she calls on the first student to look her way. “Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands … Read more
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth. “ Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the … Read more
A young lady was a theater major applying for fall semester classes. At the end of the busy day she goes back to her dorm and enters in a huff of anger. “What’s wrong, Suzzy?” asks her roommate. “Well, all the acting classes are filled. I couldn’t even get into Mime class. “ “Why not?” … Read more
A college student said to his mother, “I decided that I want to be a political science major and that I want to clean up the mess in the world!” “That is very nice, “muted his mother. “You can go upstairs and start with your room. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
A lady sitting in first class saw the cockpit door open, she was incredulous to see that the pilot was reading, very concerned she asked a flight attendant, “Miss, why is the pilot reading? Isn’t he supposed to be flying? “ The woman fainted when the flight attendant said, “oh well, he’s just studying for … Read more
A professor was talking about rules on the university campus. “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory for the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught … Read more