The King was walking past a cheering crowd when he spotted a woman holding two babies and surrounded by five pre-teenagers. “Well, “says the King, “You have a handful. Do you have any other children?”
“Yes, there are seven more at home”
“Your husband deserves a knighthood, “said the King.
The mother replied, “He has plenty of night-hoods, but he refuses to wear them. “
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