Gold Coins

Brian was digging in our garden when he found a chest full of gold coins. He was about to run straight home to tell his wife about it, but then remembered why he was digging in their garden. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Hideous Stop

A wife and husband went on a backpacking holiday. On the first night the husband said, “I think there’s a monster under my bed…” “Grow up, “she replied. “No, really, “he continued. “It’s hideous…” “Stop pissing about, “the wife snapped. “I knew it was a mistake letting you have the top bunk. “ This joke … Read more

Minutes Later Geoff

Geoff walked by the bathroom, where his wife was covering her face in creams and lotions. “What are you doing?” he asked her sarcastically. “I’m trying to make myself beautiful. “his wife said. 15 minutes later, Geoff walked by again and she was wiping it all off… “Are you giving up already?” he asked. This … Read more