A young woman greeted the census taker. “Good morning, “said the caller,
“I’m taking the census and I’d like to ask you a few questions. Occupation?”
“Homemaker, “replied the woman.
“Husband’s occupation?”
“Manufacturer. “
“Children?”
“No, “said the woman. “Dresses. “
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