The boss had listened in sympathetic silence as Theodor went through the reasons why he needed, and felt he deserved, a raise.
Then, with a compassionate smile, the CEO patted the younger man on the shoulder.
“Yes, Teo, “he said kindly, “I know you can’t get married on the salary I’m paying you… and someday you’ll thank me for it. “
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