A man takes his wife to the stock show.
They start heading down the alley that had the bulls.
They came up to the first bull and his sign stated: “This bull mated 50 times last year. “
The wife turns to her husband and says, “He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him. “
They proceeded to the next bull and his sign stated: “This bull mated 65 times last year. “
The wife turns to her husband and says, “This one mated 65 times last year.
That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also. “
They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: “This bull mated 365 times last year. “
The wife’s mouth drops open and says, “Wow! He mated 365 times last year. That is once per a day! You could really learn from this one. “
The man turns to his wife and says, “Go up and see if it was 365 times with the same cow. “
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