Two old ladies were outside smoking one day when it started to rain.
One of the ladies took out a condom, cut off the tip, and put it over her cigarette.
The other lady said, “Hey, that’s a good idea. What’s that called?”
The lady responded, “It’s a condom. “
The other lady said, “Where can you get one of those?”
She said, “Oh, just about any grocery or drug store. “
So, the next day, the lady went to a local drug store, went up to the cashier, and said, “I need to get some condoms. “
The cashier looked at her puzzled (because of her age) and said, “Uhh, what size?”
The lady responded, “Hmmm, one that would fit a camel. “
A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established haircutters’ place.
They put up a big bold sign which read: “We Give Seven Dollar Haircuts!”
Not to be outdone, the old Master Barber put up his own sign: “We Fix Seven Dollar Haircuts!”
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