Money Jokes

Outdo Anyone Based

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A young man at a construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone based on his strength. He especially made fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had enough. “Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is?” he said. “I’ll bet a week’s wages that I … Read more

Pounds Paddy

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Zoo keeper says to Paddy, “The gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it. Would you consider shagging it for 500 pounds?”. Paddy replies, “I will on 3 conditions: First, I’m not going to kiss it. Second – my family must never know. The third one – I’ll need a … Read more

Partition Installed

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A prostitute with a single room decided she would get a partition installed so she could entertain 2 clients at once. A builder knocked up the partition in no time, and after he’d finished, he asked for his money. The girl explained that she didn’t have it, but that she could pay for the job … Read more

Prettiest Sheep

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A cowboy headed out to seek his fortune on the frontier of the old West. He settled on a ranching town near the very edge of civilization. So far away, there weren’t any women to be found for love or money. He was young and full of hormones, and after a month, he started getting … Read more

Barbie Slips

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Two blonde sisters had promised their Uncle who had been a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the two blondes kept their promise. They set off from the pier with their uncle all stitched up in a burial … Read more