A monkey was smoking a joint in a tree in the jungle with his little lizard buddy.
The lizard says, “Ooh wee! This is some good shit! My mouth is dry as hell. I’m gonna run down to the pond and get a drink. “
The lizard climbs down the tree, scurries over to the pond and starts drinking as fast as he can. While he’s drinking, a crocodile pops his head up out of the pond. He sees the lizard gulping down water and asks, “Whoa, man. Why are you drinking that water so fast?”
“Well, “the lizard explains, “I was up in that tree smoking a joint with my monkey friend and it gave me some killer cotton-mouth. “
The croc thinks for a second and says, “So, this monkey, is he cool? You think he’d let me smoke too?” “Oh yeah, sure!” says the lizard, “He’s a really cool guy. I’m sure he wouldn’t care. “
So, the crocodile climbs up the tree and says to the monkey, “Hey, amigo, can you pass that shit my way?”
The stoned monkey stares at him for several seconds before saying, “Jesus buddy, how much water did you drink?!”
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