A rabbit went to a fortune-teller.
“What do you see in my future?” asked the rabbit.
“Very soon, “replied the fortune-teller, “you will meet a pretty young girl who will want to know everything about you. “
“That’s great!” said the rabbit, hopping up and down.
“But when will I meet her?”
“Next week in science class, “said the fortune-teller.
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