Little Jennie was helping her mother to set the table, because her father invited over his company managers.
When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing.
“Jennie, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Mattew’s seat?”
“I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Mattew, eats like a pig…”
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