A man in a pub asks for a beer.
The barman says, “Sure, that’ll be one dollar. “
“One dollar?” exclaims the man.
Reading the menu, he says, “Could I have steak and chips?”
“Certainly, “says the barman, “that’ll be two dollars. “
“Two dollars?” cries the man.
“You’re joking. Where’s the guy who owns this place?”
The barman says, “Upstairs, with my wife”. “
The man says, “What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?”
The barman says, “The same thing I’m doing to his business. “
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