A man says to his wife, “Get ready you, me and the dog are going fishing. “
Wife says, “I don’t want to go. “
Man gives her 3 choices, fishing, blow job or take it up the arse.
Wife picked the blow job.
After she sucked for a while she said, “It tastes like shit.
Man says, “I know, the dog didn’t want to go fishing either. “
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