A businessman is on a business trip in Japan and hires a hooker.
The whole night, this Japanese hooker keeps screaming: “Machigatta ana! Machigatta ana!”
He can’t quite remember what the word means, but he’s sure he’s pleased the hooker to the best of his ability.
The next morning, he goes to play a game of golf with his Japanese business partner when he makes a hole-in-one. Everyone is congratulating him in Japanese and he can’t think of anything to say but “Machigatta ana!”
Concerned, his partner turns to him
“What do you mean it’s in the wrong hole?”
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