Two starving cannibals, a father and son, were out trying to get something to eat.
They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came a little old man.
The son said, “Oh Dad, there’s one. “
“No, “said the father. “There’s not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We’ll just wait. “
A little while later, along came a really fat man.
The son said, “Hey dad, he’s big enough. “
“No, “the father said. “We’d all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We’ll just wait. “
About an hour later, there came this absolutely gorgeous woman.
The son said, “Now there’s nothing wrong with that one Dad, let’s eat her. “
“No, “said the father. “We’re not going to eat her either. “
“Why not?” asked the son.
“Because, we’re going to take her back alive, and eat your mother. “
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