One day the husband comes home from a hard day at work, and his wife says “Honey, there’s a problem with the kitchen sink. Can you take a look at it?
He replies “What do I look like, a plumber?”
Next day he comes home from work, his wife says “Baby I need you to look at the cabinets, one of the doors is falling off”
He replies, “What do I look like, a carpenter?”
So the next day he gets home from work, she tells him “I had the neighbor come over and fix the sink and the cabinet, he said in return I either had to have sex with him or bake him a pie”
“Well what kind of pie did you bake him?”
“What do I look like, a baker?”
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