A man asks his mute friend what he wants in a woman.
The mute friend points to his head.
His friend says, “Yes, intelligence is important. “
Then, the mute friend rubs his thumb on the palm of his hand.
His friend nods and says, “Certainly a woman with money would be nice. “
Then, the mute friend opens his hands wide in front of him, cups his fingers and makes a bouncing motion.
His friend looks at him strangely.
“What the heck do you want a woman with arthritis for?”
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